Alan Cole

I'm now roughly the age Jason Alexander was when he posed for the photoshoot George uses to try to pick up the cute girl in the photo developing shop. ("The Package," Seinfeld Season 8.)

I actually just don’t have an opinion on this. It is obviously an interesting development but I don’t feel I have anything to say.

Opposing counsel just filed a Motion with four em dashes. It also says “in today’s ever-evolving legal landscape” and “let’s unpack this.”

This story is thankfully resolved now. @patio11's advice is what kept me sane. In the future maybe the bank won't think "ah, a millennial who wants to talk over the PHONE, this checks out." I still kinda want to hear "my" phone call to see exactly what the scammer did.

Honestly, I would kill the shrimp even if it didn’t save a human, because that is just too many shrimp.

When pet owners try to relate their pet owner experiences to parenting experiences, I feel like it traces roughly this curve as the kid ages.

UK NGMI

This Colbert discourse is among the stupider discourses I’ve ever seen on this website.

Facebook has many clones of the fake statement written by “P. Enis” now, each with tens of thousands of likes.

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

It’s unbelievable how easily some of you fall for fake posts. I’m sure I’m not perfect, but I at least try. “Some account I’ve never seen before posted a kind of funny but unprofessional-looking update on the story everyone’s enjoying tweeting about? Seems fine.” C’mon.