Errai
@errai
from me the dragon / bf @sumiaou / personal @latexterior
movie character that coughs blood in a napkin once and then it's never brought up again
Gf: Thanks for being so patient with me Me: Of course Gf: Also sorry about yesterday. Idk how that happened Me: (exiting inner sanctum) No worries babe Gf: I know how important the cheese reward for solving the maze is Me: (roaming with renewed focus) The cheese is important
"The meaning of life is to give life meaning" I wish it was that simple. The meaning of life is to develop an artificial planet made of mirrors and launch it into sun's orbit. And we're far behind schedule
evangelical priest sneaking out on the church's fire escape stairs to recite a couple of ave marias when no one's looking
My clone that keeps trying to get me to buy him beer: I have a feeling we're thinking about the same thing
guy who ordered the first ever burger that came with a knife stuck in it
Damn it! I wasted my whole life (grimace of bitter disillusionment fading) Ah, whatever. I'll get it right next time
Techno: off. Racism: off. Oxygen supply and regulation: off. Space suit emergency thruster: off. We're going #quiet into the gentle embrace of eternal night
Ever since I got this bootleg kirby plushie with removable shoes I've been afflicted by an unrelenting malaise
They gave Mario an Easter Egg idle animation where he takes on my father's mannerisms, his same stern, unsatisfied glare, the silent disappointment from when he left. But with a flick of the analog stick, his resentful frown disappears and he smiles and loves me once again
Neighbors calling to complain about my whole-tone scale wind chime again. I don’t control the wind
(at residential meeting) I know it's his house but that giant bronze statue of his head outside my window is scaring the hell out of my dogs (the other tenants remain silent) Council chairman: ...let's focus on our other priorities Text from landlord: look at my effigy, boy