''Steve''
@extranapkins
Unapologetically Me👑 VP of Marketing - Bold & Opinionated! Music Maven 🎶 Sports Enthusiast 🏈 Lover of food 🍗 Cocktail Connoisseu http://patreon.com/stevescards
Neighbors calling to complain about my whole-tone scale wind chime again. I don’t control the wind
Les Wexner: Damn it, Jeffery, you're the most solitary pedophile I've ever met. You'd never dream of using your sexual impulses for monetary gain or political reasons or be protected by intelligence. And that's why I'm going to sign over my power of attorney to you for no reason
This guy is pissed I decided to keep living in my apartment even after his family built their nest kind of across the deck from it
If you’re an old fisherman who gets run over and left for dead you’re probably like Shit well I guess I have to become a fishing-equipment-themed murderer now. I already have all this fishing equipment
Hey if you're in Chicago, I'm reading some comics at this cool show tomorrow night after CAKE
If I were Eric Adams I’d just cancel this whole election business altogether. It’s getting everyone too riled up
Walked by a dog in someone's yard who was excited to bark at me and before barking he made the loudest audible inhale noise, it was so funny
People say they misuse "POV:" on tiktok, but it is actually their POV, looking at videos they took of themselves on their phones
Bottom watering one of my plants and sometimes a tiny insect or two (springtails?) will emerge and run around the rim of the pot... I knocked one into the water and it just floated on the surface and did a series of cm-long jumps across the water to get back on the pot
It’s funny the trains get crazier for the weekend. All the homeless crack smoking guys are like “TGIF!”
