Tyler McCall
@eiffeltyler
'yeah. amazing. love that.' | author of THE TRIALS and THE QUEEN'S GUARD, now on @tryquinn_ | writer for hire | [email protected]
They had the chance to do the funniest thing possible and they took it
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
Oh, Hi! (2025)
female rage is having a guy say “i’m not ready for a relationship” when HE is the one that started something with you
if you had shown me these photos with zero context I could've told you it happened in Florida
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.
I don’t want to be dramatic but every single TikTok I’ve been served about One Direction’s 15th anniversary is like being shot with a gun
“ur a one trick pony” ok and ??? ponies shouldn’t even be DOING tricks!!! they should be grazing leisurely in a pasture or getting spooked by a loose plastic bag or eating oats out of the palm of a kind stranger. knowing one trick is going above and beyond actually
Like he’s right but starting with eating 5000 calories a day to bulk up to play a superhero as an example is objectively very funny
Benedict Cumerbatch ate five meals a day to transform into Doctor Strange and says Hollywood is a “grossly wasteful industry.” "It’s horrific eating beyond your appetite. Going back to responsibility and resourcefulness and sustainability, it’s just like, what am I doing? I…
Got the most votes
How the fu*k are you an elected official?
you heard it here first: zohran will get sexual predators off the streets of new york if he becomes mayor
starting the class wars because the hot flight attendant on my flight was kept in first class
if you want to make an enemy, go to an airport. inevitably a grown man will sit next to you and take his shoes off in the terminal.
truly a once-in-a-lifetime thinker…a terrible mayor with the heart of a real poster
.@ericadamsfornyc
NEW: Mayor Eric Adams’ support in the general election barely cracks into the double digits, according to a new poll released by political consulting firm Slingshot Strategies. Via @Matt_Fischetti nypost.com/2025/07/09/us-…