Dan
@ehdannyboy
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I made the game, cried my eyes out, generational scenes love Tottenham love you
So I’m here in Bilbao and it’s a complete 50/50 as to whether I make the game or not
When someone uses the lightning bolt power-up in Mario Kart
All Littler aren’t we?
[me taking one flash wipe out of the pack] flash wipe: OH SHIT HES GOT ME! flash wipe 2: don’t worry I got you buddy flash wipe 3: LETS GO! DAVE, GRAB MY LEGS flash wipe 4: you know what to do guys flash wipes 5 to 12 in unison: ASSEMBLE flash wipe 13: I can’t hold on NOOOooooo
I've watched enough Undercover Boss to know that when someone new starts work at my place I tell them I'm 50K in debt and my nan has no legs
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Apparently if you live in London you’re never more than 10 feet away from seeing the McDonald’s eyebrows advert
Inspired by #Quiz and due to having nothing better to do... here are some of my favourite ‘waves’ from hopeful contestants on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Starting with this dainty effort from Brian.
Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
Little bit upset with myself that I haven’t said, “oh you need to see what Santa brings you” constantly to my wife for the last 6 months. Could have saved a fuckin mint.