Jake Graham
@AlbionJake
TV Producer, somehow. WILTY, Cats Does Countdown, Buzzcocks. That sort of caper. Really like ice cream, EastEnders and comedy. He/Him. 🏳️🌈
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Stop using stemless wine glasses. Stems serve a purpose. It's not a meaningless, snooty wine industry tradition. Hold the glass by the stem so body heat from your hand doesn't change the temperature of the wine. Unless, of course, you're going to chug your wine in one gulp.
People love to slag off soaps without realising that the stuff they watch on Netflix are mostly just soap operas with fancier lighting.
I say this as someone who thought Adolescence was amazing. But it’s not Shoah. It is, as a TV drama that makes a serious subject very gripping, entirely comparable to Casualty.
I’m sorry but how can classic TOTP justify skipping over weeks and weeks of shows because Puff Daddy was number one at the time but then keep shows with literal peadophile Michael Jackson singing his god awful late 90s hits? It’s mental.
It drives me mad, I love the chase at 5pm and then Coronation Street this evening but no it’s football all evening on @ITV why don’t they put it on another channel, there’s enough of them. We don’t all like football.
Heartbreaking how many times I’ve checked Farage’s age only to be bitterly disappointed by how low it is. At least 5 times a year.
If @shirlpuzz wasn’t on here, I would be gone. Abysmal app and waste of time. But I can’t leave our Shirl. I need her insight.
The only good thing that wizard woman does is constantly ignore the desperate attempts from Linehan to be noticed by her. He’s like a Harry Styles fan commenting “please notice me” under his Instagram pictures. Pathetic little toad. I wish them both the absolute worst.
John Terry’s horrible mansion is on sale. 17 million quid for this hellscape of heterosexual grey. rightmove.co.uk/properties/157…
What a load of old shite.
I walked through central London last night and realised something that made me genuinely sad: The city I once loved—vibrant, safe, recognisably English—is gone. Here’s what I saw 👇
So nice that summer is back and everyone stinks again. #LoveIt 💖✨💖
Just discovered I play Wordle in ‘hard mode’. Had no idea that’s what ‘hard mode’ meant. Just seems the most logical way to play to me!
Just realised ‘Dara Ó Briain’s Go 8 Bit’ was a pun on ‘Go Ape Shit’. Goodness me.
We are so close to having our FIFTH queer UK Big Brother winner IN A ROW. #CBBUK
Mother said I’m like an old lady at the weekend because I said “for crying out loud”.
BAFTA, you are such a flirt.
The nominees for Entertainment are… 🎬 THE 1% CLUB 🎬 MICHAEL MCINTYRE’S BIG SHOW 🎬 TASKMASTER 🎬 WOULD I LIE TO YOU? #BAFTATVAwards with @pandocruises
How different do yall look from 2020 to now?
How different do yall look from 2020 to now?
Two Tier Keir is such a crap name. I hate the way people force a rhyming nickname. It's so vague. It's certainly no Two Jags is it?