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#PARODY: (ring ring) Hi my name is Michelle and my husband Barack is an illegal from Kenya...
We recently got a tip from someone whose abusive ex overstayed a tourism visa. He is now cued up for deportation. If your ex is in this country illegally, please feel free to reach out to our office. We’d be happy to assist.
We can't see this ending up in some bad situations...
We recently got a tip from someone whose abusive ex overstayed a tourism visa. He is now cued up for deportation. If your ex is in this country illegally, please feel free to reach out to our office. We’d be happy to assist.
#BREAKING: Unemployed man yells at clouds. Moron this later.
"Go f**k yourself": Colbert responds to Trump post axios.com/2025/07/22/col…
Mass deportations are Comprehensive Immigration Reform.
Undocumented immigrants often do the most difficult, dangerous & underpaid jobs in the US. They pick crops, work in meatpacking plants, nursing homes & childcare centers. Many DIED as essential workers during COVID. We need comprehensive immigration reform, not mass deportations.
As a member of the media, we have to say that our wives' boyfriends agree.
Nobody that is mentally well would ever be ok with being in a polygamous relationship
#BREAKING: Hunter Biden has been possessed by an Antebellum Era slave owner. ~'Who's gonna pick dat cotton?'
Hunter Biden goes on a profanity laced rant about illegals being deported: "People are really upset about illegal immigration? Fuck you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you have food on your fucking table? Who do you think washes your dishes?"
My latest in @JNS_org: 🧵 After Yoav Segev was attacked on Harvard University’s campus in October 2023, shortly after the Oct. 7 attacks, the university further victimized him, according to a new lawsuit which the Jewish student filed in the U.S. District Court for the District…
Oh man I've been waiting to use this again... BIG MIKE! #BigMike
New episode featuring the great @ighaworth! Trump goes after MAGA over Epstein, we check in on the trade war, and the factors that threaten to damage Trump's presidency. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/0G4fT0aVi… iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
@dying_democracy hey remember this guy? 😂😂😂
Based on Kash Patel's statement, Google searches on Epstein will now rise to 2400%. And ALL mainstream media will pounce on it.
It's free, trust us. Nobody is paying for it.
Kids can't learn on an empty stomach. Starting this fall, all New York public school students will have access to free breakfast and lunch. It just makes sense.
Thank you to the @AMarkFoundation for linking to some of my @JewishJournal articles on Wikipedia and for the award!
But he enjoyed it. Immensely.
To be clear, I did not write this prompt, obviously.
This is super good journalism. Maybe ask the question that if people are willing to sell their nation's secrets, do they belong in jobs in the State Department to begin with?
How many fired State department employees are going to get paid overtures from foreign intelligence? And how many will be angry and financially unstable enough to take them? We're gutting a century of American excellence in real time.
Thanks for chatting with me, @Newsweek, about how the corporate media played down the Trump assassination attempt, and a great point from my friend @MarkHalperin about how it would’ve been different had it been Obama in the crosshairs. newsweek.com/trump-butler-a…
The Keynesians were wrong again. Shocking, I know. Latest: The ‘experts’ were wrong about Javier Milei washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/beltwa… via @dcexaminer
We’re on season 10 of Trump and folks still try to project their own pet policies onto the man. Wrote about it for @IndependentInst: President Trump’s Foreign Policy Should Surprise No One: News Article - Independent Institute independent.org/article/2025/0…
My latest on @Wikipedia in @JNS_org: 🧵 The widely used online encyclopedia Wikipedia deems the Anti-Defamation League and NGO Monitor to be “generally unreliable” sources to cite when discussing Israel and the Palestinians, but it maintains that Euro-Mediterranean Human Rights…