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i want to wear this under my jeans and stuff it with a bunch of normal supplies so if people point out my bulge i'll pull out a multitool or a phone charger and be like dude my weiner is practical as fuckkkk

all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits

really vibing with this drawing my coworker gave me

adventure time characters referring to billy's cave home as "billy's crack" is crazy work

trying to farm engagement on Twitter: movies need more dong shots…(furrowing brow) but the dong must be shorter

The government wants you to hate immigrants so you’ll be distracted from the fact that a lot of these folks come from countries that the United States government has spent decades destabilizing.

I enjoy how the wind feels against my leg hair

guys they diagnosed me with adventure time disease. got sent to the pendelton ward

Theyre turning me into an email tomorrow

sunday night got some nuts in my mouth #thatsright #pistachios

i was gonna redraw it better but i’m lazy and bad at drawing

I think most of you could benefit from adapting an idk it just depends sort of attitude about gender and sexuality

it’s all very reliant on abstracted bullshit, but the idea of ‘saving the girl’ effectively brings together the old-school feminist who believes butches are being told to transition to make their lives easier, & the far right tradcath who believes they’re losing breeding stock

i genuinely think it's because they see mtfs as predators and ftms as victims. not that it's a community we should ever want access to, but transphobic political circles are simply more open and willing to parade around an ex "victim" than an ex "predator"

parents are visiting taiwan rn and my dad won me a finn plush LETS GOOOO

call circarus ickarus the way he disgusts me

A reminder that human trafficking isn't middle class women being kidnapped from Target its foster kids + runaway teens with "boyfriends" who coerce them into sex slavery and move them around from city to city. Its easy for them to "dissappear" because no one is looking for them.