(doctor) Alex Grease
@dodgonkulator
SUCK SMEAR GUNK HEAVE, PhD.
washed: razzing people your age for not being up on some goofy teen slang boss as hell: acting genuinely a bit impatient and disgusted with someone your age for not having a strong opinion on a new cartoon or more importantly its fanbase
one of the all time worst genres of video is the HOW TO WRITE A __ SONG and you think it's going to be making fun of the band but then they're like Step 1: Lay down a f*ckin BADASS drum beat 😃
since moving to LA around 20% of all my dreams have been about celebrity sightings. last night was another Larry David
the nice thing is that even if no one respects you in your professional life you can still go home and enjoy wonderful products you have purchased
My former gifted child ass thought these were some jambalaya and a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies! Fo’ true! And hoooo-weeeeee they was so spicy they could make a gator slap his mama! I gah-ron-tee it!
Pokémon bouncy balls (1998)
[disclaimer: I know this post is several years too late] children broadripple is burning and the hoes are getting scared
It was July 2025. Some knew it as the summer of 0 vibes whatsoever
person trying to convince me that a novelty popcorn bucket is NOT extremely stupid and wasteful: you don't understand it costs $40
Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor
Yves St Low Rent <- phrase that can probably be used in some context
Looking forward to posting about the Coldplay cheating scandal in a couple months from now when it has become hilariously out of fashion for ironic effect.
Paul Giamatti as me: Look I'm getting decent numbers. Perfectly respectable numbers! I have a post take off every month or so, ok? Lest we forget this is musk Twitter! timothée as the teen i end up mentoring [on thin ice trying to play this young]: Just face it man you're washed
More plastic to throw away in the garbage 😍🤗
The ‘FREAKIER FRIDAY’ popcorn bucket and drink cups are switched.
was there a bumper sticker during the bumper sticker heyday that said something to the effect of "it's not a carpool lane violation I'm getting road head" because if not they were leaving money on the table
cracked article: Basically, it's a disease that makes your dick shrivel up and fall off, kind of like if Kevin Sorbo was in the jungle with the Predator. [image] [caption: All that clenching for nothing.] 16 year old me: wow. it would be so glamorous to know what that means