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29 they/she. chaserbait on bsky (priv: @evilchaser_bait)
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cut and dry smear job, arrested for being a gay republican. if you look up what he’s actually charged with it’s all made up crimes like embezzlement and identity theft and fraud
George Santos shares farewell post before going to prison for 87 months starting tomorrow: “I may be leaving the stage (for now), but trust me legends never truly exit. 💋🇺🇸 ✨”
Every pack of cigarettes should come with at least one holographic rare cig.
[dutch guy in 1636] prince frederick paid over 100 guilders for a single tulip. what does he know that we don’t ?
Can someone explain why zuck is willing to fork over $1 billion to hire a single AI engineer? What does zuck know that we don't?
i like when i get mad at someone’s dumb ass post and click on their profile and they’re 17. it’s like seeing a bee in a flower or a dog chew a bone or a gay guy do poppers.
Apparently gen z fuckin HATES superman ("Gen z" is the nickname I have for General Zod)
this goes so hard you think it’d be by tolstoy or anna karenina but it’s actually from my debut novel
no no trust me, this time we really do have a complete understanding of the ecosystem we’re affecting, yes the other times we said that were examples of man’s hubris, but this time it’s cold scientific fact
Fun fact: mosquitos aren't the primary food source of any species. If we eradicated mosquitos, it would have basically no appreciable lasting impact on the Earth's ecology, and we would only benefit from it.
debate me liberal: terry isn’t moving in, he’s just spending the night more because our place is closer to his work. because TRUTH NUKE dad only moved out last month ! mom and terry couldn’t have fallen in love yet, they just started dating !!
What's going on with my 'gals' and, in some cases, 'its?'
my gf decided she’s only going to smoke cigarettes when she’s out drinking, which has had no impact on her cigarette usage but has fast tracked her towards alcoholism
When my brother worked for t*sla they didn’t think of a battery disposal plan for when the techs needed to change the batteries on key fobs, so one guy just kept putting them in his service truck’s cup holder until he had like 50 batteries in there and then it caught on fire
PSA you’re not supposed to throw batteries in the garbage !! youre supposed to put them in a drawer forever, because you don’t know what to do with them, and then ask reddit for advice when you move and they give you wrong answers !!!
PSA you’re not supposed to throw batteries in the garbage !! youre supposed to put them in a drawer forever, because you don’t know what to do with them, and then ask reddit for advice when you move and they give you wrong answers !!!
as the daughter of a priest u would expect me to be freaky but im only into the regular amount of cnc and knifeplay