Teddu 🐈

i'm actively trying to post more on bluesky so if you miss having a more constant stream of my bullshit you can find me over there at teddu.world

UPS is bribing me and every other driver to quit while full package cars sit in the building without anyone to deliver them. My buyout offer was delivered at 8:45pm because we didn’t have enough drivers to service it during the day.

Why the fuck & who the fuck decided to eat lobster? Might as well make spider soup

Saw eddington tonight, p good

guy who just found out about kreayshawn in 2025 and is furious about it

the idea of using an aged up baby yoda is so funny to me like yoda already exists

genuinely have no idea what jubilee is and have no interest in learning

Gotta love the US credit system lmao

yung leans famous enough that zooey deschanel has definitely heard ginseng strip 2002 right

youtube short male AI voice playing over King of Queens the man of packages comes home only to find his father and law making trouble for him. the old man is plausibly sad from being removed from the neighbor's pool. the son too is rudely dismissed until he performs a canonball

love is in the air

I can't believe this is still blowing up anyway thank you @Tubi for the slides (now let me wear them while smoking on the job)

Doing communion with the underoath bourbon

Win or lose, Mamdani is breaking brains at an unprecedented clip

If I had a dollar for every time someone forwarded me our phishing warning email asking what they should do, even though it has the following text in it, i'd be a rich man

all of my fb suggested videos are about crypto trading lmao

maybe ill finally play through pokemon scarlet when i get my switch 2 since it apparently doesn't run like shit on it

got a 12 pack of my self

I'm at a weird al show and everyone here looks like either the past present or future version of someone I hung out with in high school

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me