adam struggling uncle
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coming from just three days in seattle back to virginia heat and humidity has made me want to die in a big way
the first time i slept for more than like 9 hours in so long… feeling clear eyed and capable. refreshed
heroin looks fun asf 😂who can sell it to me 🙋♂️
Patti Smith with Robert Mapplethorpe
(getting overexcited and kind of blowing it with mr bean) sooooo is there a missus bean?
i guess i’ll just die the
remake of jackie chan drunken master about driving
every city should have the private room karaoke bars. at least one. and if you don’t FEMA comes in and sets one up
scott’s shawarma hits different when you’re on 2 hours of airplane sleep and died like three times earlier today
nobody has ever said “i’m dining on dinner” out loud
What is a dentist's favorite price? $2,000! (Tooth OWs, and HOLLERS)
just got back from the west coast, they’re vibe is soooo different than the east coast. the pizza is way worse hahah but the burritos are awesome what’s weird though is that nobody has a special attack out there
every friend group has that one dude who’s way too into committing murder 🤣😅💯
not to be an enormously judgmental negative hater but if i see a guy with a Thundercats t shirt that’s like the biggest fucking loser ever lol
being stupid with you’re friends is so important that if i don’t keep posting this shit i will literally perish
after clogging the toilet: excuse me it seems your restroom has gone woke
air travel is amazing because there’s a guy in front of me on a laptop doing something literally no human being has ever done before: watching a video episode of the trevor noah podcast
the first picture is entitled “The Gambler” or “High Roller
