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“I have tried hard, but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person.” - Lily Bart
Those NickKurtz sure can play ball, damn.
Nick Kurtz just put up one of the greatest offensive games in MLB history💫 @BRWalkoff 6-for-6 4 HR 8 RBI 19 Total Bases
Louis CK’s show “Horace & Pete” had a great bit on the humanity’s great debate, Intercourse vs Cunnilingus:
I've never found a woman who can't orgasm purely through penetration and I think it's a completely fake problem probably made up to degrade men by cunnilingus.
My most boomer take is that we need more shit like this on TV.
I saw 40 Ozu movies in Paris in a row. They were all in the Japanese language which I don't speak and they were subtitled in French which I never want to speak.
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
3 and 1 at Scrabble tonight, with my one loss a nail-biter. Feeling great about my play leading up to my next big tournament next month. Some of the cooler words I was able to play: VIBRATO, UPRAISED, ROILY, DISMALER, FOLX, PASTIEST, OLEINES, ARYL, YEASTIER, DUAD, and BARGEES.
This is currently the most “up-voted” comment in the r/news subreddit on Hulk Hogan’s death:
MJ Engh’s “Arslan” is one of the wildest books I’ve read. The premise is Red Dawn—invading foreigners set up camp at a midwestern school—but instead asks “What if we just let them win?” Everyone who reads it would find something about it to be *infuriated* by…but also enticed.
What’s the best obscure book(s) you’ve ever read that more people should know about?
The centuries-long dream of American Conservatism has finally been realized: fashion companies are once again using hot women to sell clothes to teenagers.
American Eagle ads, 2019 vs 2025. Woke is dead.
Why didn’t this guy’s story “take off” in RW circles the way Daniel Penny’s did? They’re essentially the same: an innocent man forced to endure a murder trial despite heroically protecting people from a violent homeless schizo. Like, where’s his GoFundMe? His bail was $100K!
Serial shoplifting criminal goes into a drug store, threatens to kill, attacks workers steals, and a worker fights him. Criminal dies. Why are we prosecuting the worker? It's as if DA Bragg must prosecute the worker to distract from his own failure to prosecute the criminals.
“Who is your greatest villain, Pedro?” “Consent.” “I meant in comic books.” “Oh” “Did you just grab my ass?” “Forgive me, I have a anxiety.”
Every once in a while, I’ll remember I actually did this and it’s really cool.
Then they came for the Scrabble Players And there was no one left To speak out for me
