Magills
@magills_
I fix broken buildings. Scott Stapp cosplay award winner 2001-02. #BoomerX
If any of you men think this looks nice you are a gay homosexual
Dudes like this were already gay. I’ve been married for 14 years and have never been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. It’s now hanging above a…
I am still in shock they lost
it's been one year since the fastest rebrand and design sprint of my life with @parkerpbutler
Just tried some crack. Hunter Biden is right. Feel way better than when I drink drunk.
“It’s brunch, but make it fuck them.”
This weekend we gatecrashed a $5000 private fundraiser for U.S. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand in the Hampton’s. It’s brunch, but make it fuck them. (1/7) 🧵
Now that the election is over, the votes counted, and a Republican victory is secured, I think it is time that we finally admit that Hunter Biden is a national treasure.
Just dawned on me that I’ve never seen a white guy driving one of these

Hunter Biden snorting a laundry basket of cocaine before sitting down with a journalist still gave the most coherent interview with someone named Biden in the past 5 years.
How warped our society has become.. that an 8 year old now believes the evil-sounding music of NIN would be listened to by the Caped crusader.
How warped our society has become.. that an 8 year old now believes the evil-sounding music of NIN would be listened to by the Caped crusader.
When your neighbor hands out toothbrushes on Halloween
When you find out Santa brought your friend a Super Nintendo and you got a new baseball mitt