CIGNUTS
@darkAnchovie
a simple fisherman.
Don't DM me unless you can use the word "precipice" correctly. Seriously.
is this supposed to make the pale skinned creepy twink look better than the absolute unit? it doesnt. liver guy does roids tho
One lives like it's 2100 AD. The other like it's 10,000 BC. Bryan Johnson (left) practices precision plant-based diet and sleep optimization. Brian Johnson (right) eats raw organs and prioritizes sun exposure. They are aged 47 & 48.
i know they paying with food stamps
First thought when you see this grocery cart ?
“I hope this text finds you well.” How the text finds me:
hey men, is this how you see the woman you love?? 🥹
stfu you cakeless skank
I am tired of people believing a woman’s butt must look like two anti gravity bowling balls It’s fine. Her butt is fine
Nobody famous is looking at your tweets. Shut the fuck up.
nah, it's the attitude following a poor performing post. it's Saturday, sweetie. even the gooners are touching grass today!
I always lose followers after I post lewds. I’d leave, too. I’m gross.
many times I've said:
don’t worry, i won’t get “post a pic of me on the shitter” drunk again tonight