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adam driver clapping for brett baty because why not

this killed him

plzzz idk what I’ll do if I lose vientos or baby baty😭

did tia alex threaten to throw the chancla at them if they didn't start winning

started watching king of the hill so I could watch the reboot and just learned Samia is Kathy Najimy’s daughter and has a song where she talks about a stuffed pig Brittany Murphy gave her as a child and now I’m sobbing open.spotify.com/track/1n96oXch…

There was no one like Ozzy Osborne. As in, no one would ever mistake him for anyone else. In August 2003, he sang “Take Me Out To The Ballgame,” got fewer than 10% of the song right, and it was perfect.

Ozzy Osbourne watching the guy at Chipotle wrap his burrito.

RIP to the beer thief ❤️

lmfaoooo im gonna start doing this anytime I don’t wanna talk to someone🤣🤣 que dijo?

when they’re mean to Butters in South Park

why my 10 year old niece just called me yap city😭😭😭

I'm logging off

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when coldplay starts playing your song

another old person thing I’m excited about is Francisco Lindor being named captain after David Wright’s retirement ceremony this weekend. got into the Mets right in time to see Wright in his second to last game and was there to see Lindor getting booed a lot a few years back

I know g*d is real bc I almost sold my ticket cause it would’ve been the financially responsible thing to do but I didn’t and now I get to see this😭😭