corb

gotta say, it’s fantastic

#nw Fantastic Four: First Steps

so the account is absolutely run by a millennial

Take em to the chorus

I’m not ready for all the “Mama, I’m Coming Home” edits on TikTok

had a nightmare there were no more latinas

i’m not sure that would taste very good

i hate having a body i should just be a floating thing

your honor, can i be loved genuinely?

the lonely boner seems to cream his pie at night

hey man i’m ready to leave whenever you are

how it feels to listen to the Twilight soundtrack

[wedding officiant]: i pronounce you husband and wife. you may now dig in the bride’s butt.

i keep it relish with my dogs and it’s too late for you buns to ketchup

baptizing my first born child in a mixture of all the sodas from the mcdonald’s soda fountain

i’m white but i can still love you tex-mexicanly

Would be hospitalizing myself regularly to see this guy

This is where I tweet from

shawty fucking the hat man for hats