caitie delaney
@caitiedelaney
tv writer who is always right
Gaza hospital says 21 children dead from malnutrition in 72 hours as UN warns 'last lifelines collapsing' bbc.in/4f2fKOd
Trisha Paytas has named her third child Aquaman.
Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?
Paramount has struck a 5-year deal worth $1.5B with 'South Park' creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone 💰 They’ll produce 10 new episodes per year (via @latimes)
my apologies Aragorn son of Arathorn I was not familiar with your game
🚨🇺🇸 Viggo Mortensen — “Socialism is the only way to fight fascism in America.”
How I’m trying to be
MTV had a show in the early 90s called The Grind that was just people dancing to music
me and the baddie I pulled by being literally Grover
unbelievable grift, being a motivational speaker for high schoolers. are they still doing that? I remember this one guy came to our school and basically just explained the plot of the movie Rudy to us then left
See when I’m cheating and we’re at the jumbotron portion of the evening I’ll just step away from my hunk momentarily to be safe
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
we finally have an explanation for the Mandela effect. It’s that a lot of you are fucking stupid
This might be a me thing but does it feel like the Emmy’s happen every 2 fuckin weeks
Emmy nominations will be announced tomorrow.