CW (d/b/a Rata Twohy)
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I’m going to change this to a different song any time I remember to: 7/21 - Bounce Boy by Alex G
Always pictured death as a shadowy figure but imagine if it’s just some doofus in a tight tee shirt slurping out of an oversized tumbler
TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do
Work computer off. Checked in for flight. Officially on AKDT. Let’s ride.
this guy has been buying and returning 110lb anvils on Amazon for 8 months now
this guy has been buying and returning 110lb anvils on Amazon for 8 months now
I think it’s always a pleasant start to a day to be cussing out a word game halfway through your first cup of coffee on guess #3
hey wordle fuck you for that one
Asked a guy his hobbies and he said, "I like to dilly dally"
Yawn. Call me when they do a Phantom Thread collab
Paul Thomas Anderson’s new film ‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ is getting a Fortnite collab.
BREAKING: The DOJ Told Trump He's in the Epstein Files: Report Story: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
Would have been 58 today. Happy birthday to one of the greatest to ever do it.
Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76, his family says news.sky.com/story/ozzy-osb…
The Phillies walk it off on a ... catcher's interference 👀
The Phillies walk it off on a ... catcher's interference 👀
At a concert in Chicago and gotta tell you, been some groundbreaking new innovations in both denim and croc technology.
It’s gotta absolutely rip to write a song so good that you refuse to play it anymore
They call him phillip seymour hoffman because when he on da screen you wanna phillip that popcorn bucket and seymour of that hoffman
my wife cheated on me at a nickelback concert and this is how you remind me
Office is just me and one of the partners all of next week. Thinking cigs inside? Could be the move??
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?