I am Alpharius
@cointards
Humble servant of our Emperor
"The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption are abound. Children no longer know their gender, every man is either a drag queen or a migrant, every woman has an OnlyFans account and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching" Chad's tablet, c. 2050 AC
more fun incoming.
🚨 7,743 BTC (~$903M) just moved — dormant for 3–5 years. That’s $900M in old money waking up. In 12 months, 556,501 BTC from this age band has moved. A large portion moved from Coinbase, and is likely ETF or institutional related.
You americans are becoming funny with the money numbers. 500 billion... Why not 500 gorillion then? Reminds me of this guy.
BREAKING: Barack Obama just announced he will be suing Donald Trump for $500 billion over Trump’s claim that Obama led a coup.
What lessons can we learn about crypto treasury companies from the "investment trusts" of the 1920s?
Its friday, so there is a 50-50 chance that Trump says something after market hours and either sends it up or crashes it hard. That or some random weekend war will happen.
My 2 cent, a bottom where longs have 6+ hours for the entry it's not a bottom, especially with oi ad Ath. Prepare for the real candle
Another kind of noticing is happening.
NEARLY 90% ECONOMISTS, 89 OF 100, SAY THEY ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THE QUALITY OF OFFICIAL U.S. ECONOMIC DATA, INCLUDING 41 SAYING VERY CONCERNED
Brave browser blocks Windows feature that takes screenshots of everything you do on your PC
She would choose the bear instead of men and when the bear mauls her she will blame men.
The safe Japan some people praise… A guy in his 50s hit me at the station with his elbow. It’s been 20 minutes and it hurts as hell. Sanseito apparently has some influence on its Japanese audience… or someone hates women so badly. Just go and tell me: then leave Japan.
Holy fuck lmaoooooooo
I told GabAI it had complete control and its job was to reduce violent crime by 99%. Fascinating response:
PvP against the whole world+supergigafast bots.
You're not stupid, trading is hard bro.
Thats a real OG and a future millionaire.
blew 90% of my port and this cycle's gains, not afraid to share here's what happened thus far : - oversizing : got comfortable with a decently large port and started overbetting to match the holdings of people with much larger ports than me, usually ended with me selling at a…
high chance of Elon again nuking his BTC stack.
*TESLA 2Q FREE CASH FLOW $146M, EST. $760M
antisemitism just rose by 100% and all of CT converted to Hamas.
Legends.
>be African >apply for work visa in Japan >everything is fine until ... the webcam interview >Japs see a black face and hang up >say "bye-bye" to application fee > yellow supremacy and rayzzism You won't believe who is promoting D.I.E. in Japan today. ✡️🇮🇱
This literally gonna be the first important rule in chasing shitcoins in trenches.
the dev is white