cmatt06
@cmatt06_alt
18 | autistic | english | wolves | rocket league | peak 1732 | rl uni rep for @UniofNottingham | rl manager for @TeamSereneHQ | #BecomeSerene
last september I was in the gym, I was doing incline dumbbell bench press without a spotter and my left shoulder subluxated leading to it then popping back in and then smashing my dumbbell into my head cutting my head open, my first thought was "damn now I can't finish my set :("
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Twenty years ago today, Jean Charles de Menezes was assassinated at Stockwell station. Head of the Met Police, Ian Blair, was made a Lord. Cressida Dick, who led the operation, was promoted to Blair's position.
Hi @grok ,according to your analysis, name 20 accounts in sequence who frequently visit my profile. Don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a month visit the profile
I may hate them now but cant imagine where we would be without them
🗓️ On this day in 2016, FOSUN International became the new owners of Wolverhampton Wanderers. #WWFC | #Wolves
The Mexicans have chocolate communism and I'm stuck with sir fucking keith
The Mexican government introduces its new chocolate bar, priced at less than $1USD. An equivalent bar from a foreign multinational is about $6USD. Made of 50% cocoa, cane sugar, cocoa butter, powdered milk, vanilla. No refined sugar, no artificial flavourings or colouring
im on hull trains on the way to doncaster and the train driver is speaking french on the intercom
university is where unmedicated adhd-ers go to die
if u dont know whether or not u have adhd u gonna find out very quickly if you go to university
idk if anyone else had this experience as a kid but chat gpt etc and its effects on critical thinking reminds me of using a walkthrough for a video game and then getting the urge to look at the walkthrough for any minor difficulty encountered instead of thinking about it
one of my first memories of jota, him celebrating in 10 fps whilst trent is having a strop realising how good he was at fifa🥹
You see it all the time in the lies and stories they make up: 'I got a PTSD diagnosis and was immediately offered a car' or 'my neighbour was receiving PIP within two days of his doctor saying he had anxiety'. They genuinely think that this is how it works.
One of the most fascinating things to see these past few months has been the sheer number of people who truly believe the state automatically hands you support (particularly benefits) upon receipt of a diagnosis. They cannot conceive a world where this doesn't happpen.
One thing I do have to say — it is very, very strange the amount of people who try to points score when not just football players, but celebrities pass away. Add that to the amount of people who try and profit off their death, spam their name every 2 minutes for interactions,…