Chip
@chippel
The smartest guy you know. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.
This is funnier if you remember that one comic where Kingpin took out a trademark on Spider-Man's design and was the only guy who can sell Spider-Man merch.
MJ's proud of her hubby
For the first time, Levers and Chests is starting to feel like a game. Still almost all of it left to do, as usual, but we seem to have been chipping away at something! We've even got stereo sound.
This new season of Archer is wild.
A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19.
SpongeBob heard that "Good fences make food neighbors" saying and didn't really understand what it meant but still went out of his way to mark property lines because he wants to be a "good neighbor."
Squid the one not demarking property will always be funny to me
If they add Godzooky to the next Godzilla movie it'll make a bajillion dollars.
Sucks that Ozzy died. I heard he was just walking to his mailbox when a giant bat swooped down and bit his head off.
Me getting shot because I said that Sheva is hot (they hate black people).
Jubilee should do a video where its one Fascist vs 20 WW2 Veterans and they give the veterans guns and see if the fascist can convince the veterans not to shoot 'em by defending their tweets
There's a pizza place in my town that when they put your call on hold the hold music is a recording of the owner's Downs syndrome son singing "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M.
The issue is that there are a lot of people who are perverts in ways that do hurt people but a lot of people act like they don't hurt people.
half of sex discourse wouldn’t exist if people simply acknowledged that some folks are perverts in ways that don’t hurt anyone, and that shouldn’t bother you.
This shit is retarded you fuckers pay an extra $20 to have your food doordashed to you because you're too afraid to go to a restaurant.
half of sex discourse wouldn’t exist if people simply acknowledged that some folks are perverts in ways that don’t hurt anyone, and that shouldn’t bother you.
half of sex discourse wouldn’t exist if people simply acknowledged that some folks are perverts in ways that don’t hurt anyone, and that shouldn’t bother you.
"Hey, I want a flesh golem , but with no unethically sourced parts" "No unethically sourced parts?" "And hold the souls of the damned!" "No souls of the damned? Hey Jimmy give me a golem with NOTHIN'"
People with Downs syndrome love Donald Trump and honestly that's probably the best endorsement I can think of.
It's weird that Ronald McDonald kept the Hamburglar around for as long as he did. You'd think that a nefarious, scheming eunuch would be more of a Burger King thing.
All information in the library of Congress should be publicly accessible. All of it.
DID YOU KNOW: A live-action pilot based on the Dilbert comic strip was produced in 1997. A copy of the pilot is in the Library of Congress but has yet to be seen publicly. The only visual we have from the pilot is the animatronic of Dilbert's dog 'Dogbert'.