Charles Austin

New song "Life" is out, thanks to @eyyitslisa for singing on it and @ZohranKMamdani from rapping on it

COMING TOMORROW: The lost scripted episode from 2021 starring @NwistyOnline and @tom_on_here 🏀🗑️ Below, check out the official movie poster

Easiest jobs: 1. Waiter/waitress 2. Mother of special needs child 3. Teacher 4. Firefighter 5. Mother of regular child

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Honored that @NwistyOnline trusted me to make the official tour poster for the Format shows this fall

1001 Funny Planets Mission 1 - Roboppression on Rhiney IV (Part 3) - The crew foils a nefarious plot at the Plombus Feelings Festival. w/ @JucheMane @bobo_circus @intellegint @necrobranson @charlesraustin and Josh Androsky patreon.com/posts/1001-fun…

Can we please just go back to this time 😔

Hello my friends and lovers. I need Nintendo store cards can you help me?Jenifer Anniston

Musicians should start doing MLMs, selling fans merch in bulk for them to sell to each other. Plus, Jack White got his first cell phone. Now is the time to send your catfish DMs and ask for his Apple Pay. w/ @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen patreon.com/posts/262-dead…

Saving Madame Samba - Captain McZerg (@charlesraustin) leads his fearless troops Pvt. Napoleon (@intellegint) and Pvt. Freedrink (@necrobranson) as they storm Chokepoint Beach and confront the diabolical Nazis in the famous battle known as World War II.

GW: Raiden, it’s me, Colonel Campbell. I need you to do a favor for me. I need you to go to Target and purchase $500 worth of Google Play gift cards. So we can stop Metal Gear.

That Labubu is not real

You can tell whoever wrote the Ducktales theme song was not from Duckburg. To the actual residents, life there is probably not a "duck blur." It's just a regular blur.

Drowning Pool reveals whose body hit the floor: George Bush

Alex Branson's History of Basketball 3 @necrobranson explores the birth of modern basketball: the BAA/NBL merger and the first NBA Finals in 1950. patreon.com/posts/e0-56-al…

Chicago Live Show with @ByYourLogic coming up on Friday, August 1. Get tix here: bit.ly/3SIzb4g

Still Life of Chili Dogs on Branson's Plate (2019)

Oasis is serving burnt scran for 20 quid at the gig. The Velvet Sundown will never work because they could never be as late for their own show as Lauryn Hill. w/ @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen patreon.com/posts/261-pooc…

The Rogues’ Gallery - Supervillains C-Diff (@necrobranson), Mr. Scarcity (@charlesraustin), and Weatherman aka Denny Twister (@intellegint) discuss their powers, their schemes, and the superheroes they despise in New Bank City. patreon.com/posts/395-rogu…

This was how I found out about Hawk Tuah