Fortune Kit

This 🔥🔥 is now on streaming Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/2oo5yoH3… Apple: music.apple.com/us/album/david…

New song "Life" is out, thanks to @eyyitslisa for singing on it and @ZohranKMamdani from rapping on it

Musicians should start doing MLMs, selling fans merch in bulk for them to sell to each other. Plus, Jack White got his first cell phone. Now is the time to send your catfish DMs and ask for his Apple Pay. w/ @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen patreon.com/posts/262-dead…

Oasis is serving burnt scran for 20 quid at the gig. The Velvet Sundown will never work because they could never be as late for their own show as Lauryn Hill. w/ @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen patreon.com/posts/261-pooc…

Covered this on @FortuneKit00 but here’s a good substack piece on the beginning of the end. Back in the halcyon days of 2022, Spotify was still paying humans (mostly Swedes) to flood the zone with chill out music they didn’t have to pay royalties on open.substack.com/pub/tedgioia/p…

🎶We paid the Dracula🎶 🎶To do JFK's brain and his son's plane🎶

🔥🎶🔥NEW SONG "DAVID SIROTA"🔥🎶🔥 I'm in the Lotus 🚗 I'm feeling like David Sirota 🔥 Who's up next out of Washington DC and NoVA?

This has a nice Migos vibe on 1.25x speed