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@futurevictim_
don't look at my profile you little freak
the most attractive hobby a man can have in the eyes of a woman is being a Cleric and casting spells on her dog
these guys may seem like morons but this is the very first time a polish person has ever spoken into the correct end of a microphone on the first try
🚨BREAKING: Polish citizens defending the Polish border ERUPT: "We are defending the Polish borders. Anyone who enters will get their ass kicked! So to all you pseudo-engineers, enter at your own risk!"
made pizza again but this time a tavern style pie. my wife asked for it for her birthday today and baby gets what baby wants
it’s not the best detroit style pizza anyone’s ever made. and it’s not the best one i’ll ever make. but it’s the best one i’ve made so far
Dungeons & Deagles: Savillehaven Academy for Magical Lads (Part 3) - The magical lads conclude their adventure as the mysterious and delightlfully English scheme of the Bean & the Queen comes to fruition. w/ @charlesraustin @intellegint @tom_on_here @futurevictim_ @necrobranson
highly recommend watching @losdrogas's baldur's gate 3 stream, maybe the best stream i've ever watched actually. also he's doing an evil playthrough so make sure to remind him of his wicked actions if you tune in
Dungeons & Deagles: Savillehaven Academy for Magical Lads (Part 2) After passing their wizard exams, the magical lads wind up on a proper quest. w/ @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin @futurevictim_ @tom_on_here
tonight’s dinner risotto with miso brown butter sautéed shiitake mushrooms. cooked the risotto with some beef stock that i purpose built for pho and had leftovers of. you could call it riphotto but i call i dinner
put forth my very best british accent for this one. a proper masterclass
Dungeons & Deagles: Sevillehaven Academy for Magical Lads Four magical lads matriculating at Sevillehaven Academy gather to give their final presentations before wizard school graduation. w/ @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin @tom_on_here @futurevictim_
I want to go too Paris France just to kiss a girl on top of the eyeful thrower
lol this is exactly how i talk about what im doing in civ when my wife asks me if im winning my little video game
These Houthis gathered for instructions on an attack. Oops, there will be no attack by these Houthis! They will never sink our ships again!
if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house
coworker on a call just asked how he could say “blow my wad” without it sounding vulgar. idk man, might’ve been better to tumble that one over in your head a few more times before saying anything
tonight’s dinner gruyere polenta with mixed mushrooms and bacon. was gonna put some shrimp in there but the ones i bought somehow spoiled so fuck shrimp. we are leaving shrimp in 2024
tonight’s dinner tan tan ramen aka tantanmen. shout out to me for double batching tori paitan broth a month ago and freezing half of it. really makes sunday dinner a snap
this looks exactly like my venmo history with ben except we constantly send $1 back and forth to each other. which is a normal thing for two grown men to do btw
Matt Gaetz paid young girls for "Being awesome and "Just because"
made chintan shoyu ramen for dinner. got some shiitake mushrooms and marinated egg and broiled pork belly on there. and some green onions. all the food groups really
you can make short rib ragu and pappardelle noodles for dinner if you want. no one can stop you
