cargo short dad
@cargoshortdad64
on a random walk. painfully pragmatic and obsessed with abstract.
radiohead, weezer, coldplay... all the memeable bands actually correlate to high scores lol
Musical taste by SAT score. Much of this is unsurprising — smart people like Beethoven, Radiohead and Sufjan Stevens, while the less bright prefer Nickelback and Beyonce — but some of it is puzzling, like smart people liking Counting Crows. While the way most of the artists…
When you read someone’s text, do you mentally hear it in their voice? (If you are someone who sounds out the words you read in your head)
the key is to make friends with people weirder than you so you’re normal in comparison
canva puts fun quotes every time you create a new document

I feel so naked now
I shaved a 2 week long beard and now I feel like a new man
Idk what’s happened to me but I’ve been drinking straight cold brew everyday and now I crave the taste
They should make a coffee that doesn’t taste like ass. Oh wait, that’s right. It’s the delightful tea
Co-ed group chats
girls group chats vs guys group chats
I shaved a 2 week long beard and now I feel like a new man
Do you dream in 1st or 3rd person pov? Are your memories in 1st or 3rd person pov?
Ok coldplaygate was one thing, now I don’t know if I can stand with them anymore

You know you’re crossing through That Part of Florida when you see a giant billboard sign that says “long live cowgirls” neighbored by an ad for vasectomies and another ad for the Jesus hotline
Current genre Spotify is showing me: electronic creole avant garde