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you thought Big Company was immune but actually it turns out google sheets does not do server-side validation, like, at all. so, @aidanmantine and i implemented conway's game of life in pure sheets formulas :) for your viewing pleasure: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

guys is my new daily routine bad - wake up at 2pm - work until the hunger pangs are unbearable - haul myself out of bed, shower, eat some girlslop - work until 5am - sleep - repeat

BREAKING NEWS: dabnny lin's "x, the everything app" account compromised by Two Hot Bitches

somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this.

i'm in nyc until sunday with only a minor concussion if anyone wants to hang out :)

holy shit this is the fucking best day of my life.

that's a lot of test scores!

there's only one ASI i'm scared of

Your honor, I have eaten bugs before. THE COURT: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Other than that, the food loaf is pretty good, other than the insects?

what the fuck. cigarette companies have reward points that *expire if you take too long of a break from smoking???* how is this even legal?

"Design for the 40th hour of use" Based levels: Extremely high

glad to host this week's twitter main character! jew dinner was a blast :3

"you know, rossini didn't know rule #1 of good screenwriting: william show, don't william tell"

STOP SCROLLING Why won't this compile? (Rust 1.89)

my father the doctor has a subscription to NEJM, reads it religiously. it astonished me when i first learned that the vast majority of doctors, specialists even, do not consider this a bare minimum.