Craving

I’m going to give some advice which I never do. Doctors bury their mistakes. I’ve had very bad vibes about this “specialist” I saw last week; do not take doctor’s words at face value. It is YOUR LIFE. Get a second or a third opinion. Explore options. This has happened to me 2x b4

If you eat like a rabbit all week, wonder why you’re dizzy, and then have a ton of carbs ….you realize sugar & carbs are worse than heroin.

Yep. That’s a gob of of gluten, sugar, fillers and food colorings, all wrapped in a highly processed Chocolate-dipped waffle cone. I loved every bite. It’s summer. Chill.

The best thing about this tiny enclave in an otherwise boujie place are the locals that lived here forever. Met a baker who knew the first owners of my “cabin home on the hill by the harbor” and now we’re fast friends. We also joked about selling our places now. Then said nope.

Idk I have friends coming over and we “have a table at midnight” at this club where everyone knows my friend and I’m like yay if I take this edible will my kidney stone pop out of me like an alien & will it make page six.

When I’m forced to deal with people, I deserve a nap. Thems the rules.

I just solved a problem without AI. Let me ask it how many calories I just burned.

no

Self care tips: Go outside. Touch some grass. Swim in a river. Hug a tree. Realize the tree is actually a portal. Go through the portal into a land where you live in a mushroom and drink soup. Never be heard from again.

Amazon Gods were good today. Instead of one 4lb bag of dogfood they sent 4 bags wrapped in plastic. Math skills chef’s kiss my anonymous friend 😘

strangling assassins with a phone cord

It’s so quiet in here you could hear a tweet drop.

Have to check out the new South Park.

Oh you didn’t bark at the moon last night? Blocked.

This isn’t the quicksand I’ve been looking for.

IYKYK

When I was in high school I thought Black Sabbath had the devil in them. My grandma thought the devil was in everything. Then again she was from Russia and the devils were everywhere there.

RIP Ozzy! What a wild life you had. Thanks for the music.

My kids living the boujie life in Europe rt now: we’re coming back to NYC. The rents are so high though. Whatever will we do. Me, who was busy raising them at their age, before I went back to school pre-med w/3 sons under 10 thinking…”doesn’t it cost $$ in Europe??”