JustDoc

Unless the ‘auto pen’ somehow became sentient, escaped The White House, and started molesting children, I give not one fuck.

I’m super excited to wear my new work boots to the barn this morning. It’s the little things in life.

The victims need to get E. Jean Carroll’s attorney and sue the sick motherfucker before he dies. Take every goddamned penny he has.

When I’m forced to deal with people, I deserve a nap. Thems the rules.

Who in the fuck scheduled a meeting at 10:00 this morning? Oh yeah. What a cunt.

The tweets that have ‘continue’ and only 2 or 3 more words really fucking piss me off. Have you never heard of editing? Jesus Christ people, get it together.

One of the mares got bit in the HooHoo today. You never want to get bit in the HooHoo. Trust me on this one.

I’d rather sweat in the barn than do a goddamned thing in the house.

“If that boy had a brain he’d be dangerous” One of my dad’s favorite sayings. It rings truer every day.

It’s important to remember where you’ve been in order to know where you’re going.

Not all things bring good memories, but they are memories of the things you did and survived nonetheless.

This is the homemade machete that we used every summer to cut tobacco. The strangest things have meaning when you get older.

I had an “I wish a motherfucker would” moment, but alas the motherfucker didn’t.

I apologized to a little snake for disturbing him when I was weeding the flower bed. I might be a bitch, but I’m a polite bitch.

They’re playing divide and conquer. Time for us to play kick them in the balls…repeatedly.

Wall Street Journal should send their own press pool to Scotland They could interview the locals and photograph and print all of the “Trump Is A Cunt” signs.

Might need to take an ovary out of a mare. It’s not nearly as easy as it sounds. Fuck

At Dr with husband Horses will be eating late That’s hard to explain to them They will be pissed

After months of physical labor on the farm I’m getting my strength back, but the attitude, it’s been here with me all along.

While Curly and Moe were trying to get the water pump going I carried 50 gallons of water to fill the yearling’s tank. The old fashioned way. Like the pioneers. That had a fucking brain and weren’t afraid of a little hard labor.

Been watching a lot of police body cam footage on YouTube. Getting arrested is on my bucket list, but not like this. I want it to be something cool, like punching a Nazi or painting dicks on the church lawn.