Cabal Chandi
@cabalchandi
Life Maxi. Building Cabal AI | prev. GoldenTree (+$55bn AUM), @BlockworksRes, Nightclub Owner 🍾
i will constantly test my children through scams as part of an early developmental program to make them the ultimate digital asset investors 2nd grade: i offer them 20% APY on their allowance and then rug them 3rd grade: "would u like to ve lock your allowance for 4 years?"
VIP is a game of incentives. Cabal is your cheat code. In just six weeks, the @initia community entrusted us with 1 in every 3 votes. Over $600k in annualized bribes, straight back to you. Accelerate.
“i thought you owned bitcoin…what the hell is harry potter obama sonic inu
A year ago, Entropy was just 2 guys with a pitch deck. Now, we’re 8 full-time operators exclusively focused on Arbitrum, and we’ve quietly become one of the Arbitrum's most trusted, strategic arms. You might’ve missed it. Here’s the proof of work.
day in the life of a French “business owner”; >open shop at noon >too hot to work; take nap at 1pm >close shop by 3pm
Ejaculation raises prolactin. Never goon.
If there was 1 hormone that makes you feel the most disconnected from God + your higher self.. It'd be prolactin.
I’m so fucking done I can’t take this anymore
Life gets a lot easier when you realize there’s hardly any real completion.
Hot take: slashing inflation isn’t brave, it’s catching up. It’s retrofitting 2019-era tokenomics to 2025 realities. Initia’s been on 2.5% base inflation because security should scale with real usage, not runaway emissions. Less dilution + lean validator pay = bigger design…
NEAR proposing to slash inflation in half. I suspect we'll see more of these, and I support pretty much all of them. Recall Solana proposed the same thing in March. Almost all of these L1s are overpaying for security—our mental model of security back in the era when their…
i said it one, I'll say it again gen purpose chains offer absolutely nothing to application builders. If you are building an app, I will do everything I possibly can for FREE to make sure you don't get into these garbage eco deals. stop leaking value to gen purpose chains
Liquidated? You could’ve made 160%+ APR on Cabal. Fade at your own peril.
FUCK THE CABAL.
With 160% APR, our USDC-INIT being slept on: ✦ No lock ✦ Direct redemption ✦ Higher base yield Fade at your own peril.
Using USDC-INIT in @CabalVIP is probably a good idea to get a taste of the mechanisms (and incentives) if it's your first time with bribe markets since there's no lock + you get higher yields from Enshrined Liquidity Also excited to see how xINIT liquidity will be built... could…
. @Initia VIP isn’t just a yield program, it’s economic realignment. Reducing the L1 inflation tap strengthens appchain incentives, and that’s where real adoption (and real rewards!) live. This change restores weight to where it belongs: appchains, usage, and the Interwoven…
Initia Chain Upgrade Proposal 1 has been released! A very necessary upgrade that sets up future improvements and fixes some initial mistakes but will not be loved by all (especially farmers)! So what's in the proposal? 1. A reduction in inflation rate to the intended (5% of…