Woodrow Oates Montague
@sadvalueinvestr
Interested in Frontier Markets | 1815 Analyst of the Year at N M Rothschild
I'm never investing into a liquid crypto fund again. How the fuck am I down 10M through the first half of the year. 🤯🤯
This guy is a hedge fund manager and I’m in the NBA
Hahahahahahahhahaahahh
Howard Lutnick's investment bank Cantor Fitzgerald is offering to buy the right to businesses tariff refunds, basically betting that the courts will overturn the tariffs.
Serves no purpose but to enrich market makers
FT EXCHANGES WORLDWIDE ARE CONSIDERING EXTENDING TRADING HOURS — SOME EVEN TO 24/7 — AS MORE RETAIL INVESTORS TRADE ON THEIR SMARTPHONES OUTSIDE NORMAL MARKET TIMES. PIONEERS LIKE LSEG, NYSE, NASDAQ, AND CBOE HAVE APPLIED FOR APPROVAL TO OFFER ROUND-THE-CLOCK OR EXPANDED TRADING…
“Chat am I cooked” You’re a mid 30s male using the word cooked No wife and kids. No religion. A decrepit humiliation to your genetic legacy The answer is yes, you’re cooked Now keep prompting Claude Code. AGI is coming and these GPUs aren’t going to melt themselves
It appears someone has told him he may want to delete this particular tweet.
This is unambiguously illegal
I just got a YouTube ad for Optiver? What’s that mean?
Missing The Missus … We premiered today back in the day
$TLN being up 25% on a Gas power plant purchase dragging up random nuclear stocks bc they’re all in the same baskets is pretty emblematic of this market.
Upsized deal to $650mm, cleared at $55 a share vs close, stock is UP +2.3% today to $60. Can’t make it up!
*MP MATERIALS STARS $500MM OFFERING OF STOCK Um…. Can you even do that? That’s crazy. Government sponsored pump and dump.
If this guy sold a single share today or in the next few days it’s the easiest case ever @SECGov
I mean lol
Obviously illegal behavior. But the regulator is dead. Trade at your own peril. This is Africa.
*MP MATERIALS STARS $500MM OFFERING OF STOCK Um…. Can you even do that? That’s crazy. Government sponsored pump and dump.