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hi cuties, quick little cook: made a cli tool called memmy for recording and transcribing voice memos, that you can recall & chat with using an using an LLM. it's also 100% local, no APIs. video demo, code repo and more deets in the thread
you hated that i ordered matcha with strawberry puree you threw away my special edition labubu you made fun of me for buying dubai chocolate and now that PUMP is going to 0 and the girlies are hitting 100 baggers on Zora you have the audacity to come to me for help?
jesse pollak hired the CIA to put chemicals in my creatine that make me want to buy Zora coins of feet pics created by e-girls from bushwick even though i've made a covenant with jesus christ to specifically not do that!
me after losing everything in a defi farm hack b/c the smart contract dev forgot to use a reentrancy guard: ahh GGs guess i have to be more careful next time lol me after getting liquidated for $50 on hyperliquid: hm! didn't realize they let Al-Qaeda MM on here
we need a new slur for people who come on here and make a post saying we need a new slur for something
wait you guys actually trade this shit? i thought this stuff meant something to y'all. i thought we were taking a stand. i thought we were changing the system, nay, the world. i thought we were in it for the Technology, but no, i guess you're all just a bunch of phonies!
got his ass for trying to buy a pack of white owls with mousepay
A Chuck E. Cheese mascot has been arrested while on the job The Tallahassee Police Department arrested the employee for credit card fraud
make me feel so old that people born in 25 will be 2000 this year
the tea app is the demon kali and us sensitive, young males are the severed heads she carries around her neck
Here is this week’s Ritual Research Digest, a newsletter covering the latest work in the world of LLMs and the intersection of privacy, AI, and decentralized protocols. This week, we present an ICML edition, covering some of the many papers we liked at the conference.
why the fuck would i waste 15min soaking the fruit in baking soda when i can clean them way better in like 10 seconds by peeing on them. and, NEWSFLASH retards, pee tastes a lot better than baking soda
this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce🤮
I WILL NEVER STOP ATOMICALLY NETWORK CALLING LEMON PARTY DOT ORG FROM MY SMART CONTRACT ON THE RITUAL BLOCKCHAIN
kind of crazy that it's taken this long for scheduled transactions to exist natively in blockchains. relying on such an obvious feature to be handled by third party keepers or having the client poll for block times will soon feel like living in a world without plumbing gritual
"everyone will have their lee sedol moment" no i won't, because ai will never be able to goon like me. it may try to goon like me, others may think it goons like me or start saying "wow ai goons pretty well", but it will never goon for the love of the goon like me, a real gooner