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Dude stop simping
Dude stop simping please you’re embarrassing yourself. And that profile pic needs no help in Doing that. Loser
Okay, I thought doggy style was when you kissed after eating the same strand of spaghetti, you guys are just nasty.
God forbid a white boy find himself caught in a wistful revery
Why do you hide behind Spongebob the F*cking Square Pant?
Show your face behind this account, why don't you? Why do you hide behind Spongebob the F*cking Square Pant? Have some balls and show your face.
This is what they took from us 😔
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
I refuse to accept this binary
Oversized T-shirt pssy is better than lingerie pssy
All of my pleasures are guilty pleasures because I know what I did.
I’m either perfectly content with my life or I’m a sociopath and I don’t really care either way.
(thinking of a good compliment) look this good again and i will kill myself
We love our petard don’t we, folks? Some are saying it’s the best petard they’ve ever seen. Certainly the biggest. And it’ll never hoist us, isn’t that right?
Cinderella makes tiny little outfits for all of the rodents in her house and becomes a beloved Disney princess. I do the exact same thing and am subjected to a ‘wellness check’. This is feminism.
i knew i recognized you LMFAOOOOO
Yeah and? Being named in the files doesn't mean shit (since many people knew Epstein but were never involved). A reminder the documents released a few months ago had Trump's name in it, but because he knew Epstein not that he was involved.
I would enjoy a cold drink and salty snack on the patio with many of you
i’m a big fan of “whar” and “woag”
some people don't understand the artistic simplicity behind misspelling words on purpose
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files. nyti.ms/4nZtblR
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files. nyti.ms/4nZtblR