Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸

one stop shopping Phoenix is the greatest city in the world baby

The Great British Vaping Show

Obviously I condemn Muse and all of their works and fans, but… the first time I heard Knights of Cydonia at age 13 I was like “Oh word??”

betting everything on Trump pardoning Jared from Subway before the end of August

grandma talking to her friends at church core

bugs bunny will be the 2028 democratic nominee for president

guy who things Scientologists talking about “going clear” are referring to securing the licensing to sample a song

who is the most famous person you know you could absolutely wash in one on one ball? John Lennon might be one of the most influential people of the last century but looking at that chest pass looking shot form, I know that if we were playing 21 I guarantee he wouldn’t even get 4

every year around Christmas I guy a few dozen tamales from my buddies mom and freeze them to enjoy throughout the year today I’m down to just three tamales rations left… morale is plummeting

love those little morning texts from my wife

got a label maker and everything is about to change

putting this in the center of our practice space and telling our singer/ rhythm guitar player that her gain is a little high

movies from the 50’s are so good because all the actors had WWII ptsd

a couple years ago I asked my dad if he remembered the movie Shrek and he said “That’s the one where the donkey sings I’m A Believer by the Monkees?” so that was the lasting takeaway of Shrek for him

Griffey should tickle him again before he gives his Hall of Fame acceptance speech

if Superman had landed in Wisconsin he would fright for Truth, Justice and the American Whey

pricing out a well made but expensive pair of work boots vs ones that are cheaper but not as good quality like damn I really am Engels-pilled right now

I never have to use the bathroom because my body perfectly converts all the poutine I eat into pure fuel