Beezelbubba
@beezelbubba
Not an Elon Dickrider
.@markpoloncarz says he is considering a state of emergency declaration ahead of the Total Solar Eclipse for Erie County, but he’s not expecting any dramatic shutdowns like a snowstorm would.
.@markpoloncarz says Erie County government will be closed on the day of the eclipse, anticipating the influx of people to come to Western New York to view the celestial event. He anticipated Buffalo being “ground zero” with the Path of Totality sweeping right through the city.
Let’s get this book giveaway going!! This is open for anyone inside the United States. Retweet for entry Good Luck
Our daughter Charlotte “Bowie”Drozd has been missing in Seattle since 11:30am Saturday. Last seen on the monorail. We welcome any information or help.
#Paulywood
good job guys we are setting trends #Paulywood
Tesla is reportedly undergoing another massive round of layoffs - potentially affecting another 10,000+ employees #MacroEdge
The family of OJ Simpson announces his passing
On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer. He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace. -The Simpson Family
Says the clown who actually went to the Barbie movie (weirdo!) and thought it was good.
In an effort to improve our city roads and secure a Bills win, Byron Brown will be sacrificed to the pit at 4pm.
When I lived in Minneapolis, people asked me about Buffalo as if they didn’t think it really existed…
GO BILLS
I repeat myself: You have to love that Musk committed securities fraud in the takeover of Solar City to avoid its bankruptcy and protect the myth that he is a genius, and then he goes out and publicly proves his idiocy with Twitter. Karma is a MF.
«If I can turn $44 billion dollars into less than $4 billion dollars in under one year, so can you!» So, that concludes my TED talk. Does anyone have any questions? Fate *loves* irony. Frankly, too much. #ElonQ $TSLAQ MT @passthebeano
Found an iPhone on the side of the road... Still in airplane mode with half a battery and open to a baggage claim for #AlaskaAirlines ASA1282 Survived a 16,000 foot drop perfectly in tact! When I called it in, Zoe at @NTSB said it was the SECOND phone to be found. No door yet😅
Don’t you DARE put that on me. Let’s not forget that in 1983 Lucas introduced Ewoks that started not only that furry movement but the dyslexics among us started Woke culture from them too! 😤😑😉
I put on Star Trek V last night to fall asleep, which didn't work, but I think it might be safe to say that @WilliamShatner may have inadvertently started all of this furry nonsense back in 1989 with his thrice-breasted cat stripper on Nimbus III... youtu.be/iXWrOQZSuRc?si…