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Fuck you
Chris Scanlon is offering free plow rides around down town to his top donators. So far, Carl Palladino has taken dozens of rides making Scanlon sit on his lap each time.
The Buffalo DPW wishes a very Happy Mother’s Day to attractive single mothers only!
I was accidentally added to a group chat with Byron Brown and his staff at OTB and they’re just rating the sexiest horses in racing
Hi Jonathan. Our schedule is posted in our bio. Hope this helps!
You guys not working your two days this week to recover?
Yikes! I just walked in on Chris Scanlon whispering in the bathroom mirror “no more crying you’re the mayor now.”
That’s so like the West Side.. desperate to be seen but never going to get attention!
Just walked in on Byron Brown, Carl Paladino, Nick Sinatra, Douglas Jemal, and Carl Montate in a five way goodbye kiss today. Those guys really gonna miss each other
The DPW would like to wish a happy Mother’s Day to attractive single moms only!
Byron Brown hinting a 6th term?!?! 😍 Finally some good news for fans of childhood poverty, lead poisoning, poor water quality, bloated/unregulated police budgets… and my favorite people.. venture capitalists looking to open another micro brew pub/hotel. You did it Byron! ❤️
In an effort to improve our city roads and secure a Bills win, Byron Brown will be sacrificed to the pit at 4pm.
Stay home stay safe, none of us wanted to see you out anyways.
We apologize for our ill-timed joke in lieu of incoming snow. A personalized apology for @wickedbezebub has been posted to our bio.
Why don't you focus on this vs trying to be funny. "Feet of snow" coming next weekend.
Buffalo DPW has claimed snow plow coordinator Ken Dorsey off waivers.
Uh yeah you better believe Byron voted yesterday. Congratulations to all of the winners yesterday and a huge LOL @ everyone who lost… f’n losers.
This is like when I got hired to drive plows by talking about my best friend that didn’t have any DWIs.
Ashley, my best friend since kindergarten, is a Major in the US Army & served several tours overseas as a helicopter pilot, including 2 in Afghanistan. I am so proud of her in every way. She came in this weekend for a baptism and to early vote for her best friend! Love you Ash!