Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty; I'm that Jungian thing...
The Seven Signs of Ethical Collapse: · Pressure to maintain numbers · Fear and silence · Young 'uns and a larger-than-life CEO · Weak board · Conflicts · Innovation like no other · Belief that goodness in some areas atones for wrongdoing in others $TSLAQ scu.edu/ethics/focus-a…
Remember when Elizabeth Holmes, founder and CEO of Theranos Inc., attacked then critical Wall Street Journal(ist) @WSJ @JohnCarreyrou? Tesla Con man & securities fraudster @elonmusk attack on @russ1mitchell @PlainSite @AaronGreenspan et al. is same red flag! Fair warning - $TSLAQ
Porn on Twitter is sure to make the site way more bearable
"in 2018 y'all can use Summon™ from NY to LA!" -Elon In reality, it's 2024 and Teslas can't summon across a parking lot.
#musked!!!!!!! No refunds.
Good, because we were starting to lose faith in NDGT for his sycophancy where Musk was concerned.
BREAKING: NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON SAYS ELON MUSK “HASN’T DONE ANYTHING THAT NASA HASN’T ALREADY DONE” 🤯 $TSLA Bruh — Is he serious ????
Like Tesla?
BREAKING: NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON SAYS ELON MUSK “HASN’T DONE ANYTHING THAT NASA HASN’T ALREADY DONE” 🤯 $TSLA Bruh — Is he serious ????
Leon's manufacturing superiority demonstrated for all to see!
"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on earth." - @elonmusk
why are @elonmusk fanbois such fucking know-nothing morons who celebrate the mundane? This is model T from a century ago.
Even the mud can’t stop the Tesla Cybertruck, it’s a BEAST! 🔥
«Dette er min siste anmeldelse», skrev Rahavy Varatharajan til politiet lille julaften i fjor - én uke før hun ble funnet drept. Den hemmelige politirapporten viser marerittet hun levde i før det skjedde. dagbladet.no/nyheter/hemmel… @anette_beckhaug @jornnp @angelicahagen
The competition is fierce but I think we have a clubhouse leader for worst Tesla CyberTruck ClusterFuck wrap. $TSLAQ Ht @rincewind.run

Italy is looking to build #nuclear reactors by creating a new company in partnership with a foreign investor, the Ansa newswire reported, citing Industry Minister Adolfo Urso: bnnbloomberg.ca/investing/2024… Ht @mpenergi
Kjernekraft får sin renessanse igjen. De land som ikke satser på kjernekraft nå vil se ukloke ut i 2040 + Italia ønsker å opprette et partnerskap for produksjon av atomkraft i landet finansavisen.no/energi/2024/09…
Tate fans, you finally get your wish. I’m in this documentary and I show my face. Get your lube ready.
..... musk vows to do the US what he did for the value of twitter!... errr
Even the mud can’t stop the Tesla Cybertruck, it’s a BEAST! 🔥
TV 2 har gransket avvik ved norske sykehus. De siste fem årene har det blitt registrert over 440.000. Nå slår ekspertene alarm om situasjonen. Totalt antall avvik har steget med 29.6% fra 2019 til 2023: tv2.no/spesialer/nyhe…
Elsparkesykler: 10 av 25 (40%) var fulle Nesten halvparten av elsparkesyklister som ble kontrollert i Tromsø natt til søndag ble politianmeldt. Nå varsler ordfører Gunnar Wilhelmsen (Ap) grep: dagbladet.no/nyheter/10-av-…
😂 @StuntDummyLives
🤦♂️ Social media 'influencers' planned to showcase a Cybertruck's prowess by having it demolish various objects. However, the tables turned when the truck itself was defeated on its very first challenge: taking on a fence.