Brandon Roderick
@b_roderick102
i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping
we broke while making triple what our parents made
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Check if your man is happy instead of always checking if he’s cheating.
women’s revenge: 🍻🧔🏼♂️🧔🏻♂️🧔🏽♂️🧔🏿♂️ men’s revenge: 👨🎓🧑💻💰🏋️💪
Sperm cells inside her body when you rawdog her for the first time
A fresh cut will have ur own girl hating.. Her: you think you cute 🤨
Using her expensive shampoo and conditioner … top tier
When she catch you lickin the dried up residue off her dildo 🤦🏾♂️😫👊🏾💯
Her: I gotta shower Me: first come here and turn around for a min
When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom
You can tell who bought the good crack and who bought the crack with fetty in it
The most confusing video I’ve ever seen 💀