Hoodville

FUTURE HAD MY MEMES BEHIND HIS SET

When you get done hooping with the boys & you see a text from your girl saying "Have a nice life"

mfs say anything to get their girl back “Bae I been praying a lot this week”

When you wake up and see shorty crying on the edge of the bed with your phone unlocked in her hand

This how calm girls be before they crashout

if my phone cost over $2,000 you crazy if you think I bought it just to text one btch

when all I got is a crisp 20 in my pocket and shorty talking bout "should we start with soup or a salad?"

RIP Ozzy Osbourne

Me looking at shorty one last time after her background check came back negative

Me in ms.unlinkable bathroom mirror after I crack

When shawty got a big ahh but the face card ain’t it

I love telling my ex's "let's get get back together" they be so down but I be lying

u not my opp, i cracked the love of your life and you hate me for it

when she try to manipulate me but my homegirl a bop so I know every trick in the book

When you ask for a 🐱 pic and she sends a picture of you

So you won't date a guy who lives with his mom But you will date a guy that lives with his wife

When fine shyt starts giving late replies and being less talkative so you know your free trial is over

the CEO and and HR lady looking at all the memes of themselves

How you want princess treatment when you sell 🐱 pics online

Could be us but btchs love goin thru phones

First date we goin to a concert im tryna see if you stay on camera or hide