Fredo

Happy birthday to me. #27 years old

I will flip this entire table over

I can feel a crash out incoming

just ordered dinner

ex's be like "your loss" no my reputation still ruined for dating u. 🙄

me mentally preparing myself to leave the house and deal with humans

let’s go on a taco truck date

“nah, i don’t do karaoke” Her after 4 margaritas:

Whats on my mind vs. What I say

Me tryna figure out why I only attract toxic women

A shortie will be all up in yo face like this and STILL miss her ex

Me and the baddie I pulled by being funny

mfs behind their girl when she's paying for the game at the register

Mfs call anime weird then go watch love island.

When the fit you imagined in your head lowkey weak asf

Nobody : What I see after getting a fresh cut :

Long As I’m Next To Youu 😩

Snapchat be like: ✨special moments✨ & it's my ex yelling at me.. 🚩🥴😂

i’m this old

i'm definitely a "i think you're lying but okay" person

Direct deposits > good morning texts