Billifer 🇨🇦
@billifer1973
Canadian-American living in the U.S. I spent a lot of time coming up with this bio. I make beige look exciting. No DMs or lists please 💙
When someone says “how you holding up?”and you’re hanging by a thread #depression
Unpopular opinion: He doesn’t have a health condition, he’s just pre-swelling to avoid ankle monitors.
Sweet! Can’t wait to get paid $180 for a med that used to cost me $20. GoD bLeSs pReSiDeNt tRuMp!
🚨BREAKING: President Trump just announced he's reducing drug prices by over 1,000%. "We will have reduced drugs prices by a 1000%, 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400… Not 30 or 50%." God bless President Trump!
But “He’S pLaYiNg 4-D cHeSs!”
Trump: "He has these think tanks. They build buildings for people that think." He’s the dumbest president in history
You want to hear something disturbing? It took me 8 rounds of arguing with AI just to convince it this was the official White House account and not a parody.
My husband just called trump a “stinky pig fuck”, and I can’t stop laughing 😂
Did every MAGA account recently get the same group text?: “Psst. The new term to use against the libs is “virtue signaling”. Use it on everything, even if you don’t know what it means”.
🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card. Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10…
I’ll give MAGA this much: we underestimated how low they were willing to sink. Turns out, there’s no bottom.
If the first word in most of your Google searches is “cheap,” we should be mutuals.
Anything above “me” is too much for many fragile male egos in the responses, apparently. 😂
how many bodies is too many for a woman?
Let’s share the lamest MAGA comebacks (MAGA are welcome to contribute). 👇🏻 “You’ve got TDS, libtard!” Or a personal favorite of mine: “Go back to Canada!”
Lol. Okay, Catturd. We’ll fund Elmo and Big Bird, now you can fund oil subsidies, farm bailouts, rural roads in red states, Christian schools, red state disasters, and the stupid fucking border wall. Deal?
If I had a nickel for every MAGA bot that told me to “go back to Canada” or called me a “retard”, I could fund universal healthcare in the US.
🚨DON’T FALL FOR THIS Trump knows he’s not in the Grand Jury files. This is NOT the Epstein files. Iinfluencers like @bennyjohnson and @LauraLoomer were shown the INDEX of evidence included in their Phase 1 binder. That index offers a roadmap to the remaining trove of records…
“Any and all pertinent Grand Jury testimony” = Whatever doesn’t make me look guilty. “Subject to Court approval” = Built-in excuse to blame the courts when nothing gets released. Fake transparency, just vague enough that his base eats it up.
