shawarma
@albatatatatax
sir doctor his highness sheikh your majesty shawarma nizam of hyderbadi ji
always remember one person's "she belongs in a psych ward" is another person's "she's a niche internet micro celebrity" .
too much yapping by non intellectuals oomfs stick to being lame and unfunny imo
aw he’ll naw just realised five (5) year plan is coming to an end and I need to come up with a plan for another five (5) years what the heck .
Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
does anybody wanna volunteer to help me romanticise this weather aha ha .
Rain Mubziesss . hmu if you want dua done for you . prices start from £50 nd go up depending on length of dua Tears sold separately (T&C's apply discount for fave mutuals)
📞 "Yeah… It’s official." Rashford follows in Lineker’s footsteps.
FC Barcelona and Manchester United have reached an agreement for the loan of the player Marcus Rashford until 30 June 2026. The agreement also establishes an option to buy the English forward.