Welfare Capital
@WelfareCapLLC
Sci-fi, software, and market infrastructure enjoyer | Multiple expansion is a hell of a drug. Never financial advice. I write long articles at:
Screening for stocks is like fishing. Takes a while, is really boring generally, and you never know if you’ll catch anything decent. I am also really bad at both
He got busted with porn on his screen during a work meeting.
OK Schools Superintendent Ryan Walters announcement today: “Every teacher, every classroom in the state, will have a Bible in the classroom and will be teaching from the Bible in the classroom.”
If you saw VPN usage skyrocket 1,400% in the UK (or whatever the figure was) and wondered about a publicly traded VPN company, like I did, you’ll be overjoyed to know there USED to be a London-based pure play VPN provider… that got taken private in 2023.
People in the UK, as the VPNs kick in...
here is you shaking hands with a pedophile a few months ago
i wonder if actors ever read scripts and think damn that's going to piss our fans off
i wonder if actors ever read scripts and think damn that's going to piss our fans off
A major problem with using LLMs to learn things: Me: "A is true, therefore B is false, right?" LLM: "Right! Here's a ton of detail to confirm your belief." Me: "Actually, A is false; B is true." LLM: "Exactly right! Here's more detail to confirm that belief."
bless the united states postal service and every single person who helps it run. they are the backbone of the civilized world and they don’t get nearly enough credit for all that they do. thank you all for 250 years of service, and god bless you all.
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Tech workers in Austin be like
French bankers are like, "Was going to go to the office but now the sun is out so I guess I’ll swim instead"
“Unauthorized access to our system” is a crazy way of saying a dude clicked a link we left in plain text
C’mon $DIS. There are other quote tweets to OP you can look at, many very popular on this site. Still really dislike this company TBH.
They laid off the woman that single handily saved toy story 2
Fertility crisis is not that mysterious. Everywhere in the world young adults are uncertain they can maintain a job and decent lifestyles long term as they’re constantly reminded their livelihood is provisional to the market and finance, and you expect them to think about kids?
In 2016, I shared an elevator with the CFO of Wirecard in NY post a group meeting MS hosted with a room full of rabid short sellers post some high profile fraud allegations. We were short the stock - in size - because we thought they were probably a fraud and that they would at…
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Owning some $IBKR has me feeling like this guy Everyone’s trading, many are taking out margin to get rich quick and yolo into elite status “Guess who owns the brokerage”

Would you guys be interested in political and historical essays from me *if* I separate it to a different account so my regular followers and mutuals won’t be bombarded with my shitty takes
They say all great investment track records employed leverage, but they don’t specify *how much* leverage. Maybe a cheeky 10% or 20% is fine, but max leverage 24/7 probably isn’t the way to go if you want to sleep at night
If you're <30 years old you should hold 100%+ high beta equities and be running as much leverage as your broker will give you There's no other reliable way to make $1-5 million in your 30s other than this.
For a change of pace, here's a joke from Communist Poland. Wlodek wants to deposit his money, saved carefully in a mattress, to the bank. He walks in. Wlodek: "I want to make sure my 50 zlotys are safe. What happens if someone robs the bank?" Banker: "No worries. The main…