Vaad HaBadchanim
@VaadHaBadchanim
The VHB is a group of Twitter Badchanim who are committed to keeping #Frumtwitter a safe space. #FTOTY2022
[phone blasts loud alert sound] Wife: oy, rockets again? Me: [looking at phone] no, no, this was a very specific google alert
I’m thrilled to be returning to the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. It’s a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3)
“Thank you for visiting the kosher concession stand at today’s concert event. So that’ll be one hot dog and one knish for you Mr.-?” “Pinchas” *notices jumbotron* “On second thought, cancel that order. I’ve got a sudden hankering for shish-kabob.”
Hulk Hogan’s Frum relatives at his funeral #toosoon #RIPHulkHogan @VaadHaBadchanim
What do you mean you got "second degree" burns? Kli sheini eino mevashel!
Chabad guy on Tisha B’Av [holding a milk crate]: Excuse me sir! Are you Jewish?
I don’t know who made this meme so I can’t give credit where it’s due, but this is the perfect parsha for this
This is why you shouldn’t go to concerts during The Three Weeks
Couple caught on kiss cam at Coldplay concert dodges out of sight as Chris Martin wonders if they’re ‘having an affair’ trib.al/91gF87W
Ishay Ribo at MSG
Coldplay is funny, but what's the funniest band it could have been?
Apply your mind to three things and you will not come into the clutches of sin: Know what there is above you: a jumbotron that sees, a microphone that hears, and all your deeds are posted on social media. - Pirkie Avot 2:1
Modern orthodox parents when the rabbi walks back in to the wedding after they thought he left
Two kollel guys in Bnei Berak were sitting and klerring. This that we say that sitting and learning protects the country like army service, is it the p'shat that it's keilu you're in the army, or that you're mamash in the army. what's the נפק"מ? Eishes yefas toar.
Makes total sense, definitely the main reason you travel to the Bahamas is to use an Airbnb's kitchen's toaster. Definitely the main reason to travel. That's why I travel. I like to sit in hotel kitchens around the world. Have you seen the appliances in Paris?!
Is it just me, or do these people not seem fully okay in the head? Like, you travel halfway across the world just to sit in a hotel room refusing to touch anything because it’s not kosher.