Dr. Simon Goddek

THREAD: There’s something deeply off with those infamous photos of Jeffrey Epstein being wheeled out of the ambulance. The whole scene looks staged. That man didn’t kill himself. Hell, he might not even be dead. Let’s break it down. 🧵

You pay into a school system that teaches your kids to hate you, distrust nature, and worship the government. If you pull them out and homeschool, you still get taxed for a system you don’t use, while being treated like a criminal for wanting actual education over indoctrination.

This isn’t a movie script. It’s a real sentence, spoken by an Israeli soldier to psychologist Yoel Elizur about his time in Gaza. What follows are direct quotes from an article in the Israeli newspaper Haaretz. They speak for themselves and leave you speechless: "An Arab just…

Dear American friends, if you still have doubts that almost the entire Congress is controlled by Israel and not by the American people, just read their tweets. They all sound like AIPAC wrote them. WAKE UP! P.S. It can’t be long until @tedcruz tweets about it too.

Macron is a retard — but not today.

This is what discussions with Zionists feel like: Me: “What a lovely day. The sun is shining.” Zio: “No, it’s dark outside.” Me: “No, look out the window. The sun is clearly shining.” Zio: “Anti-Semite! Jew-hater!!!”

I can criticize Christianity, mock Muslims, trash my own country, and cheer for regime change… free speech, right? But the second I question Israeli policy, the ADL calls me a threat, and I get labeled an extremist. Why is it ‘free speech’ for everyone but one group?

Whenever you feel dumb, just remember there are people who genuinely believe the economic collapse under Biden is somehow Trump’s fault. The Democrats even just posted it with a straight face.

I rate the parenting 9/11.

A very triggered reporter from The Chicago Tribune reached out to me. It’s apparent it’s not journalism, but a blatant preparation to smear me on the subject of… RAW MILK. I could see the mask covering their face via the tone of the email. Bring. It. On.

In this photo you see the Bavarian State Representation in Berlin. No German flag, but a Ukrainian and an Israeli flag instead. Germany is lost.

I’ve got 240 strawberry plants, and they’re all going wild right now. Looks like I’m gonna drown in strawberries in a couple of weeks. Any tips on what to do with that many? 🍓🍓🍓

Impressive how they used to make explanation videos back in the day. Can someone get this guy to make one on how to understand women?

I’m in a toxic relationship. I moved to the middle of the jungle to escape. But I still can’t find peace. The government still finds and taxes me.

Yesterday, 50 Jewish teenagers were removed from a @vueling flight. According to “antisemite-hunters”, it was because they were singing songs, leading to a global shitstorm against the airline. But their official statement paints a very different picture. Who do you believe?

Good morning. Any Berliners renting out woodchippers this weekend? I have a parade to attend.

I’m forced to pay taxes under threat of jail. That money goes to foreign wars I never voted for, to bomb countries I’ve never been to. Meanwhile, my roads crumble, groceries double, and I get called unpatriotic for questioning it.

Hey @krassenstein. Seven years ago, you promised to delete your account if Trump’s son wasn’t going to be indicted. He never was, yet your account is still active. Can’t you stand by your word for once?

Ready for a black pill?