Melissa (M²)

Pickles are great..until you're in one.

Xanax would be great. I'm on day 4/6. Morning ☕

Some days are still a struggle.

I have an HR degree, just saying.

The Internet doesn't lie. ♑🐐Cap life.

Got my 20k steps in at work today, came home and ate my overnight oats (even with the cayenne mishap) instead of grabbing something after work. Putting in some miles on the stationary bike next. Back to logging my calories. Baby steps but in the right direction at least.

Morning. ☕

Everything is a lie. Even the cake.

Now cause something's gotta change.

I accidentally sprinkled some cayenne in my overnight oats instead of cinnamon. Got most of it out. Most. So that should be interesting tomorrow.

Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm hitting rock bottom. Also, don't leave a message. Thanks.

when boys go through family or life problems, their first solution is to leave the girl who loves them. i said what i said

I can do without the political chat. But aliens and death..love those late night conversations. 🩷

It's my weekend to work, early to rise. Have one for me. 🌘

This is remarkably accurate for me now.

We have lots of invasive species here in Florida...pythons, toads, iguanas... But nothing more invasive than a land developer. 🏳️🏳️🏳️

I'm beat. I'll be in bed scrolling for the rest of the day. Shout if you need anything.

So true.

Went into work this morning to be told I'm losing one of the ladies on my team. Sad to be losing a really good worker but gained someone I can now go out and have a drink with. 🥂

Stay wild. Morning ☕

I completed the only thing that was on the agenda today but I never left the couch, so I didn't actually do anything. Oh well, night loves.