Todd Mitchell
@ToddNotMitchell
Comedy writer, musician, and game developer in STL. As seen at Slackjaw: LIVE, Weekly Humorist, End of the Bench Sports, and a Panda Express near you
StoryBundle is running a big best-of promotion collecting a bunch of their favorite gaming books over the years and mine is included! Check it out and absolutely bury yourself in great books from a bunch of my friends. #gamedev storybundle.com/games

A new #GameDev Breakdown just dropped! I spoke with Micah Orsie of @CrashableStudio who created an award-winning point-and-click adventure about his lifelong friend with Down Syndrome. Stream our video chat on Spotify or listen in podcast places. open.spotify.com/episode/3v6dLV…

Introducing the Greatest Hits 2 bundle of ebooks—65 books about #gamedev and gaming culture! Available from @storybundle for a limited time. Check out the bundle here: storybundle.com/games
Reminds me more of the old man standing up to Loki.
This could literally pass as a scene straight from The Office
Heyo! My book is in this amazing collection of over 60 great gaming related reads. Peep the Greatest Hits Gaming Bundle by @davidlcraddock!! storybundle.com/games
Looking for a 3D modeler that wants to work me on new CC0/public domain characters, especially hair styles. Low-poly, you can use whatever software you like, paid job! DM, or react with your portfolio 🙇♂️
I keep getting cooking spray on my phone case. I'm probably one slide-to-unlock away from this thing firing through a window.
Do we talk enough about how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ooze made a rhinoceros smaller?
Hulk Hogan has relinquished creative control at 71 years of age.
All this air conditioner talk continues, Trump actually WILL get a third term. I don’t think some of you realize what you’re doing.
While we were doing school remotely during the pandemic I told my son we were going to do a PE session on juggling. Him: you don’t know how to juggle. Me: <starts juggling good as hell> Him: (whispers) oh no…
started juggling in front of my toddler and instead of being impressed he said “why are you doing that”
And he only gets faster as the butter spreads
JUST IN: Elon Musk says "this will become normal in a few years."
Hurtful. 😅
Cool! 5’8” Boyfriend Doubles as Bag Charm: ow.ly/IS4I50Wsxjv
It's easy to get down and hopeless and I am the last person who should be trying to inspire people, but you can remind yourself that every moment is a choice and you can choose to make the world a better place or succumb to cynicism and anger and just throw more gas on the fire.
LMAO since you cut off the entire tweet, here’s Gayle King and CBS Morning News to tell you the rest of the story
I briefly played drums for Annual Bitch Conference in 2006.
The young women today who are upset that men don’t approach them aren’t the same women who decided any approach was harassment in 2015. We don’t all attend an annual bitch conference.
MAGA believed that schools were putting litter boxes in classrooms for kids who wanted to be cats but they can’t believe Trump is an Epstein client despite all the evidence.
They really ought to spend that time on a DNA test. That is about as related as I’ve seen two white people look.
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.