The Tool Guy

"Oh my God, they deported Kenny!" “You bastards!"

Oh my god. Another one that's just as funny as the first one. So good.

Don't you know everybody hates a tourist? Especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh?

Cette semaine, je suis retourné dans ma ville natale, Fort Smith, dans les Territoires du Nord-Ouest. Nous investissons dans un nouveau programme alimentaire scolaire qui sera mis en place dans l’ensemble des Territoires du Nord-Ouest dès cette année.

Carney is a decent human being.

Went back to my hometown of Fort Smith, N.WT. this week. We’re investing in the new school food program — and it’ll be up and running across N.W.T. starting this year.

Stop teasing us !! 🤣🤣🤣

Now that the sentencing for Ottawa convoy leaders is set for October 7th, many conservatives have come out in support of the insurrectionists—including coffee and donut delivery guy, Pierre Poilievre. Remember, the stated goal of the convoy leaders was to overthrow the 1/2

The longer the Cons keep Poilievre, the lower their numbers will go. Canadians want proven, pragmatic leadership and experience, not angry grievance and never ending personal attacks with scant or dated economic ideas. May the Cons keep him (or his ilk) on and lose in perpetuity.

Incredibly thoughtful reply

Based on verified inquiry reports, noise in downtown Ottawa hit 90-110 dB—far above the 50-60 dB at >1km—causing documented hearing loss, sleep disruption, and stress. Prolonged exposure >85 dB risks NIHL; even 45-60 dB nightly affects health. I cannot rule out harm claims as…

The Conservative Party post-mortem has not occurred and yet their "Star Loser" is trying to regain a seat in a safe riding, rural Alberta. @CPC_HQ @CBCNews

Woah !!

Rick Perkins is still BITTER that he lost his CPC riding to a Liberal candidate. Almost 7,000 votes !! 🇨🇦

#NEW: Canada’s trade to countries other than the USA is up dramatically for the 4th month in a row.

@PierrePoilievre will lead Battle River-Crowfoot in the wrong direction bc he’s too focused on being the PM when grows up,(which will never happen). He’s as fake as a three dollar bill! @CPC_HQ you selected a comedian as the leader of your party & the world is laughing at him!

Happy Pride, Charlottetown! 🏳️‍🌈

Our tax dollars paid to clean up after this great big clown show that Pierre Poilievre encouraged. These MAGA swamp dwellers can all go fukk themselves sideways.

Aka Elbows Up

Polling Canada Federal Model Update: 🔴 LPC: 200 (+31) 🔵 CPC: 117 (-27) ⚜️ BQ: 18 (-4) 🟠 NDP: 6 (-1) 🟢 GPC: 2 (+1) (Seat Changes With 2025 Federal Election) - July 26, 2025 - Full model article here: open.substack.com/pub/canadianpo…