Great Scott! 🦁
@TheScottfather
Jack of all tirades; here 4 #games; Auburn/Falcons/Braves/Oilers/Penguins fan & pineapple BELONGS on pizza. #resist NO DMs unless I personally know you. sXe
Here are MY exceptions to my own "NO DM rule": 1)I know you outside twitter 2)You ask, and I consent 3)I've talked to you MANY times on here via your @ 4)You have a blue checkmark That's it. This is now pinned, so no excuse for you not seeing it. Please respect these wishes.
Apparently, today's the 35th anniversary of @robertAbooey getting his nickname from @HowardStern when he said his favorite cartoon was "baba booey" instead of "baba looey".
The @WWE wouldn't dare bring back Brock Lesnar to put in Seth Rollins' spot as leader of a faction, would they? #WWERaw
#OverheardInTheRestaurant I couldn't eat another bite. Well, maybe a wafer.
#LetsGoOutsideAndPlay jump rope, or maybe stay inside & do the same thing.
The current president has #___LastedLongerThanIWanted, which was 0 days.
#WhenIStartCooking I make sure the smoke detector's working so I know when the food's done.
#FirstDateTipsHints don't lie about yourself. When they find out the eventual truth, they're going to be pissed at why you never said anything.
Watching this old video of the Eagles & I realized Paul Rudd may want to contact Don Henley to see if he's his dad because he looks a lot like him here, to me. youtube.com/watch?v=Odcn6q…