Old Crusty Bastard 🎌🍣🦂

Y'all can find me over where the sky is blue, if you're so inclined...

Thank you for playing #IncludeSpinGuestCheap with me today! I hope you can join me again next Friday for another game of Include 3 Words! Get ready - it’s almost time for @DumpsterTags with host @WTFinSoCal! Thanks to @CalendarGirlBot for keeping up with all the hashtag games!

👋 Everyone!!! In 15 minutes, 5pm ET Grab that bottle and join your friends.. 🍸 @ChampneyLisa 🍸 @LetsTagIt Along with your guide to the games.. 🥂 @CalendarGirlBot When they will be dropping another fun tag for you!🥳👏🍸

#Flattery101 You're not the *biggest* idiot I've ever known.

#Flattery101 You're almost as good as your mom.

#WhenThePowerWentOut I took advantage of the situation...

#WhenThePowerWentOut It made for a bumpy landing...

#WhenThePowerWentOut She had to switch to her gas-powered backup...

#WhyILoveVisitingFamily Because I sometimes need to be reminded of why I don't visit family...

#WhyILoveVisitingFamily Cuz we always get laid...

#WhyILoveVisitingFamily I don't.

#WhatMakesMeFantasticIn2025 Uhhhh... nothing.

#WhatImExcitedAboutIs Seeing your mom tonight.

#WhatImExcitedAboutIs Nothing.

It's Pablo's Weekend HT game! Friday at 3 pm Eastern, 8 pm UK. Let's get dining! Harlem Truffle #MusicalBuffet

👋 Everyone!!! 🏡 @StayAtHomeTags And those hotties you know as.. 🔥 @telliabear 🔥 @LetsTagIt Are back to Heat. You. Up!!!🥵😉🤭 Join us... Saturday 9pm ET. And bring a hose..💦😂 You can find us and all listed games here.. 👉 @CalendarGirlBot

#GoesGreatWithTequila....

#GoesGreatWithTequila Coldplay concerts with Kiss cams...

#GoesGreatWithTequila Your mom.

#ImNotGoodAtTellingJokesBut... that's it. That's the Tweet.